perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
So bored! I just sat and watched my dog sleeping for the last 20 mins. Like I was waiting for him to do something interesting Wtf is wrong with me
Just died for the first time in skyrim at level 62 Not by an enemy, my follower decided to kill the skeleton I ran at and tried to power attack. Instead I go flying off a cliff Oops
Me and my friend casually sending insults back and forth He won with this. You have the face of a saint. A Fucking saint Bernard I can’t stop laughing
Hang on. Me gay?
Seen what’s on this? Its tits and ass with some horror and humor mixed in lol
Anonymous asked: R u gay?
So the other day me and dad where waking round poundstretcher or something similar Came to the drinks bit and he goes hey look. I turn round and he has a tin of pussy juice in his hand Now iv came across it years ago had a laugh at it and all the rest but he starts giggling like a wee girl before I know it were walking about doubled over laughing at pussy juice. He brings out a real childish...
I was asleep hours ago. Got phoned awake to be “talked” to so I woke myself up so I wouldn’t fall asleep on the phone For a 1 min phone call.. That was 3 hours ago, been trying to get back to sleep since Work time is getting closer :(
The Evil Dead
I just watched it! Not too impressed. Yeah ok it was a good watch but if you liked the original in anyway this is a big change from it The main flaw being the lead guy is called David and not Ash. Other little things like him losing his hand in the original, that’s completely changed in this I loved watching Ash fighting his possessed hand haha oh well times change
Anonymous asked: I follow u nd like your blog so gonna ask these! 1: When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
NSFW ASKS FOR A RATE
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?